Author Malcolm Brenner is claiming he had a secret sexual affair with a dolphin named Ruby in 1970–and it was all Ruby’s fault.
According to his new book, Wet Goddess (which is selling like mackerel on Amazon) Brenner claims that a captive female dolphin came on to him as he was caring for her in a tank in 1970. Assigned to Ruby as a photographer, he had ample opportunity to get up close and personal. That’s when the trouble began.
“She began raking her teeth lightly against my arms and legs which was indescribably erotic. Some might find it frightening, I found it erotic,” says Brenner.
After giving in to the irresistible sexual urge, Brenner claims to have carried on the affair for the next 9 months. Until he went away to college.
Soon after, Ruby the dolphin died. Brenner believes it was from a broken heart. “I’d warn anyone who’s in a relationship with a dolphin. You have to plan an exit strategy,” he says.
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